I Have A Better Spot On The Bed Than You & Oh Shit Matching Tee Set

Human Unisex Tees:

Our ring-spun cotton and poly blend t-shirts are made with lighter and softer cotton than your regular 100% cotton tees, however they are more durable since we use higher grade cotton which has stronger fibers.

This gives our tees a higher-end feel and reduces the shrinkage compared to your average 100% cotton shirt. They also have just the right amount of stretch and softness, and the fit is flattering on both men and women.

Material: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly

Colours: Mustard, Mauve

Dog Tees:

The double-needle ribbed binding on the neck and armholes provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching. The 1x1 rib knit also makes the fabric highly elastic and helps retain its shape.

Material: 100% Cotton

For the most accurate fit for both you and your dog, please refer to the Sizing Guide, or the charts below.

Sizes by weight are an average. We recommend purchasing one size up for barrel/deep chested dogs if you are sizing by weight.

 Please make sure to measure your dog prior to purchasing.

Human Tees

Fits true to size.

The measurements in both charts below are exactly the same, the only difference is that one features a male model and the other a female model.

Human Unisex Tee:

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry on low heat.

Dog Tee:

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry on low heat.

Do not bleach. Do not iron. Do not dryclean.